Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
libertarian-dharma-initiative:
Now I want everyone to replace the world men with Blacks. Sounds racist right? Now replace men with Gays? Sounds hatefull right?
Now replace men with women? Extremely sexist right?
Why are statements like this humorous while others are offensive?
No penis no opinon would be the most sexist thing. That one is outlandish.
^Reblogging for commentary.
Whenever I hear this in real life, I do what I can to gently tell the person off. I’ll say “That’s not fair, all people are stupid sometimes” or “just because of one guy, it’s not fair to blame all men for ____.” Men are my friends. Women are my friends. The fact that they’re male or female doesn’t really matter to me.
Waitomo Glowworm Caves are a famous tourist attraction because of the large population of fireflies that live in caves. Fireflies, or Arachnocampa luminosa - tiny bioluminescent creatures that produce blue and green light live exclusively in New Zealand.
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Source
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
the great intelligence survives the doctor’s timeline
barely alive, it seeks structure in the nearest physical form, a cart trap
all it remembers is the doctor’s name as it last heard it
“Please”
so it lies in wait, for the return of Please.
maybe the carts will help and carry Please to the immobilized Great Intelligence
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Some people are so nice for so long because they know too well how good they would be at being mean. They’ve been taught from a young age.


